Hello... Say you're me and you're in (A totally fake and pretend and made up) math class... Bear in mind: I have never had a job, so the theme for me is a boring, never-ending math class. "Yawn... Oh, sorry, Ms. Rathel, I was listening... I'm awake... ZZZZZZZZZZ..." I Hate This Class And It's Never Over... ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ Just kidding... I'm awake... I guess I should try to pay attention to my teacher... [["WAKE UP!!!"]] [[I have sharpened all my pencils already ]] My teacher is sooo mad. I have fallen asleep in class. No surprise, I learned this stuff SEVEN YEARS AGO and her voice drones on... and on... and on... and on... "Stop daydreaming! If you won't pay attention... I'll... I'll... Well, there will be consequences if you don't pay attention!" [[say, "pay attention to your speech about... what, triangles? Wrong grade, how about you go left down the hallway, down the stairs, out the door, into your car, and drive to a preschool, huh?"]] [[agree, then fall asleep]] [[I have sharpened all my pencils already ]] I NEED MORE PENCILS! PLEASE LET ME FIND MORE PENCILS! The pencil sharpener is my only hope! I must find more pencils, but I am in danger of Ms. Rathel's wrath if I look away from the Smartboard for even one second. She hates me already, and it's only the second day of school. Well, I hate her, too. [[Look under your desk for more pencils and risk the consequences]] A jackpot! All the other kids are doodling on thier table but I don't care for doodling. I HAVE FOUND THE ULTIMATE PENCIL STASH!!! Someone sitting next to me is a total slob named Adrian (true story) and he has dropped all of his pencils off of his desk onto the floor. He also cannot keep track of them so he has way too many. I could reach over and grab them, I guess, but Ms. Rathel is probably already trying to think of a signifacant punishment for me being absent for a few sentences of her speech about triangles. [[story over]] Double-click this passage to edit it. [[story over]] [[story over]] Double-click this passage to edit it. Story over. The teacher called your parents and you got suspended. Suspention affects your overall grade. You will probably not make it past fourth grade.